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Saturday, August 01, 2009

I'm Writing Too Frequently

**Offensive Material Follows

There is no woman on this earth who can say 'saali kutiya' the way Lynn does. It always remains in my list of top 10 most hilarious things in the world.

Her boyfriend's boss made me wait for 50 minutes. If you've ever made me wait, you would understand the gravity of this situation. But I was meeting her after SO long that I only sent two nasty SMSs to Avan, and didn't do anything else. :D
(Avan, Lynn, Priya and I are a 'gang' from a few years ago.)

I also got to sit in a brilliant class today. It doesn't happen too often now. We were addressed by the Chief Ethics Officer of the Tata Group. I didn't even know such designations existed! Very interesting session. I liked!

That'll be all.
Now I wanna watch Devil Wears Prada!! :-/

Friday, May 02, 2008

Thoughts...

Right now I am editing a book on financial management (yea, I finally found work). And it's strange how a couple of almost Greek words can evoke such a lot of thoughts.

I can't believe that in just four years I had forgotten what basic accounting abbreviations like B/R stand for. And I thought I was good at accounts as a subject in school!

While in college, I missed accounts quite a bit. I know, a lot of my 'peers' would sneer at this statement, 'coz subjects like that are too lowly for intellectual economics brains. Well, what to do, my economics brain was always kinda pseudo. Anyway. So yeah, one of my reasons behind 'why MBA?' was a want to study commerce and accounts kind subjects again.

In the book, there is a whole lot of stuff about EBIT values and P/E ratios. I don't know shit about these things, but I know I once spent a very crazy day in office researching, working, and running about all over because of these things. It was during my first month there, and a competition on Mergers & Acquisitions was on. I felt proud of myself for having skipped lunch because I was working so much. It was part of my whole awe of the fancy things happening around me. And also of my secret fascination with a super-busy life. Heee. :D

Of course, the book is making me interact with the lady who supervised my work when I was interning at Pearson. So it's kinda like re-living some fun time.

And, most importantly, it reminds me that everything said and done, the course that I have taken up will keep me happy - in the next 2 years, and thereafter. I can never make a career out of such work. I will die of boredom. This is why I could never take up the very flattering offer made by Pearson even before I completed my grad. And neither could I stick on with Watson. I hope I do not turn out to be one of those people who say all kind of work is crappy. Really.

Okie, gotta go now. Tada, people!! :)

Friday, August 31, 2007

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Road Trips

I am hopeful that I will make some fun road trips in future, but during the last three months I have made some every day - from AIIMS to Main Sector Road, Gurgaon via Lado Sarai, Andheria More, MG Road and Sikandarpur, and then back to AIIMS. During these trips I got to know three women who are all completely different from me and from each other, and it is surprising how we all got along so well.
Today's was my last such trip. They had become an essential part of my weekdays. Monday mornings were given a perfect kickstart in the car, and the weekends were brought in on even better notes every Friday evening.
Two Mallus and two Punjus with an opinion about every possible thing under the sun started a routine in the first week of June. Each one was unsure how it would be to be with the same people for 8-10 hours inside the office and then travel together for 3 hours too. I personally was shit scared of the thought. I seriously thought that these women will drive me crazy. But a few days down the line we realised that however bad someone's mood at the time of climbing into the car be, it won't last more than 10 minutes thereafter. And to think that we've become so close in such a short span of time is quite unbelievable.
A little something about my carpool buddies...

Molly: Her world is her now almost two-year-old daughter, Jeslyn. So we all know what Bebo had for dinner last night, why she puked on Molly, why she likes her dad more and so on.
Molly also seems to have the bestest husband in the world. The man sounds perfect, and him being a psychologist is apparently a real advantage for them. Hmmm...any psycho students here? :D
She also has a great mother-in-law who, apart from being nice to her in general, keeps sending her presents from US. It's a perfect world, it seems. Don't you think?

But oh, Molly tortures her car's engine by absolutely never using the first gear. She also tortures the people in the backseat by breaking hard enough for us to keep ramming into the front seats every now and then. Aaaand she does not have a proper license! So you see what a risk-taker I have become in this little time.
Nevertheless, she is a real sweetheart. She was in a different department from the rest of us and so our workload was always different too. But she always used to sit and wait for us in the evenings if we had work. "Molly, do minute", "Molly, bas ye mail bhej doon", etc seemed like never-ending moments but she never complained.
I am sure she will do well in her new company too.

Avan: She is the bitch I was weary of in my initial days at work. And today I told her that I absolutely hated her from the beginning. But today she is also probably the one I seem to connect with the most. Her mannerisms are the most unique, her jokes are as sad as sad can get, she is as defective and retarded as me, and I don't know when she became Avan from Avantika for me. She shares her birthday with Bhaiya too.
She is our entertainment queen. Out of nowhere you will get a weird email from her and the next thing you know, some 4-5 systems are beeping non-stop as there is absolute crap being discussed in the loop. Whether it is a Sub that she is craving for, or she is upset that nobody asked her before going for lunch, we always need to be prepared to see some real drama.


Also, she is my mom's cooking's biggest fan. If, by any chance, I take rice to work and she does not get it, it means I will get looks for the rest of the day. So to save myself, I realised very early that it is best to carry extra food. That is why I am still alive to write all this today.
She is also the "future CEO" of some bigshot company. The woman is made for marketing and she surely will do it sometime soon.
I hope this laughter medicine of mine goes a long way and keeps in touch in times to come.

Lynn: She and I have nothing in common, except for a project about which we like to crib together. And we still manage to never run out of things to talk about. She is after my life because I roll my eyes too much, because I bought the same bag that we gifted her on her birthday, because I team up with Avantika to take her case, and because she apparently loves doing it even if she does not have a reason.
This headstrong Leo never admits her faults, and in the last three months we have heard her say, "Dude, we're new...it's all cool. How would we know that this needs to be done?" several times. And this is irrespective of everything, even if we know that it needs to be done. :D
Molly's rearview mirrors serve more as looking glasses for Lynn than they do what they are actually meant for. Tell Lynn that there's a hair on her shirt, or that she has put on weight, and the next thing you know...she is in the washroom!
She has seen every music video that has ever come out, and she has seen every soap/programme ever aired on Star World or Zee Cafe. She knows all the characters inside out.
She sits in the frontseat of the car, is a bad RJ (coz she plays all the songs that I don't like), and gets sadisitic pleasures every time Molly breaks and I & Avantika jerk forward.
"Lynn Bouselly from Research Data Delhi (a folder on our network)" was a cheap attempt at humour by Avan, and now everytime I think of Lynn's last name, this is what comes to my head.
She will kill me if and when she reads this!

But she is extremely sweet and helpful. I have bugged her a lot with silly doubts and she has always explained things patiently. Goes without saying, she is quite efficient at work. And our group is not complete without her.

This has been a rather long post. But Jun-Aug '07 were memorable days because of all these people. I don't want to forget this time.

Friday, June 15, 2007

DDR-QIPS-IC-AND-MEEE!

It’s another Friday afternoon, and I have a party to look forward to for tonight, but I am shit bored for some reason. I don’t feel like working. The weather is beautiful outside. It feels like it is evening already. The temperature inside is a little lower than what it should be. There is quiet and I can just nicely doze off.
This is the first time that I am writing a blog post from office. I am learning the ways of being like other employees – spending lots of time in the pantry, taking phone calls to the staircase ( although I avoid that quite a bit; only important stuff), using post-it notes to not just remember stuff but also to write notes to myself in order to keep myself pepped up (things die down quite often here), ordering food even though I carry my own lunch, and yeah….all that!!
One thing I don’t do is have tea/coffee. One day I had five cups of tea and it made me feel worse than what I was feeling without it.
Half my work I can’t do with music in my ears ‘coz it needs me to read up a lot (which is anyway a hard deal if the reading material is behind the computer screen)….and I really CAN use some music. Oh what do you know, looks like I’m cribbing already! Not nice!!

A little more please: My camera is not coming from the US. And it makes me unbelievably sad!!! Now I can’t wait to get my salary, which isn’t too far away, so that I can buy it asap!
My pc’s display has been fucked up for almost 20 days now and that means that I can’t even view anything nice properly either. Uff! Frustrated, yes!!

But yeah…party, weekend, salary, camera, office party and more to look forward to.

Back to work!!!

Monday, June 11, 2007

When The Weather Is High

So, the first real weekend after the first week at work, and I was all set to live it up! Saturday morning, at 9 o' clock I stepped out of my house and felt that maybe I should cancel all my plans and run back home. We (Delhiites) talk about heat all the time but Saturday was crazy! 45 degress celsius!! And I, being myself, was still out the entire day! And all over Delhi. First I went to Campus. Not that I had any real work; someone else wanted to go and I thought it'd be nice to feel the place again. But what I felt was just fireballs dropping on my poor skin.
It was also a friend's birthday, so I couldn't come back home. We had lunch plans. So I was back to the south, went to Pizza Hut after really long and had some good food. But it was the dessert that made me forget all about the heat. Hot chocolate cake with perfect chocolate sauce and vanilla ice-cream with it. Aah! (Sorry, I've forgotten the name of that thing. It was Ivory and something something.) I don't know if any of you remember, but it was the same set of people with whom I'd completely checked-out a super-duper hot guy at Costa Coffee last year. Sadly enough, now that we were all single, we couldn't spot any hot guys this time! :(
Did see some extremely weird men though. And I shall not even get into describing them.
Lunch lasted a little longer than expected and so I got a little late for the next set of friends with whom I had to catch a movie. Ocean's 13 this time - one of the many thirds of a trilogy that have come out this season. Again, this was a let down too. I mean, George Clooney still remains hot but the movie loses its subtlety. There was nothing spectacular in the way they executed their plan and Al Pacino was also just okay-ish.
I felt like my social self after really long this Saturday. After stepping out of the theatre, I kept running into acquaintances from all over. It was fun.
Hung around with friends for some more time and reached home at about 7:30 p.m., only to go out for dinner with family. The day was perfect...the only spoilsport being the heat.
Also turned out that of all the people from college who've gone 'corporate', it's only me who's so busy already. People don't have work! But I guess it's better to have something to do than to stare blankly at computer screens.
Sunday morning was my best driving session till date. After what had happened last Monday, I had not touched the car for 5 days and was quite sure that I'd never be able to drive. But thankfully I went back more confident and drove well. My turns were smoother, I had better control of the car, and I was happy. :)
This was followed by a late breakfast at American Diners which was a rather eventful outing. Now I know what the fun in making men feel jealous is like. He could not stop glancing towards me and Varun and boy did I enjoy myself or what! :P ;)
From there we went shopping for Varun's girlfriend but did not buy anything. I came back home for a nice nap and went out in the evening again. This time it was to shop for myself....all expenses sponsored by my dearie brother! :D
The mall looked more like a mela, and the queue outside all trial rooms looked like railway reservation counter queues. I'm so sure I'm not going shopping on a Sunday evening again. But I did manage to get a few shirts for myself....and two of them are in different shades of green. :D :D
I had thought that I'd behave myself in office but who was I kidding! People already know me for my beautiful language, my sad jokes, my so-called uncontainable never-ending laughter sprees, and of course, my volume levels. But never mind! I have absolutely no issues being the entertainer. :))
It got quite cold in office today and all my arguments about how the temperature is very well maintained there got washed away. :/
I know that the length of this post will not validate this...but it was a fuck-tiring day. And that because I didn't work today. Sitting through presentations (FOR 8 HOURS!) is such a bloody irritating thing! MS PowerPoint should just die!

Friday, June 08, 2007

At Tower A

Until today I didn't know how good a Friday could make one feel. Getting into a pair of jeans in the morning felt like heaven. I felt like I was going back to college.
Planning the weekend and then talking about it felt different. I literally have the next two days packed with things to do. Looking forward to some fun.
I am having a tough time talking in hushed tones at work. Every one looks like they're naturally soft, but they do match up to my standards when they're in the cafeteria. I don't know how they manage to be so soft inside the office.
The view from one side of the office is extremely beautiful. I think another golf course is going to be made there, and there are already some new buildings coming up around the place, but the view still has nothingness stretched till far away. It is unbelievably soothing to look out. Also, because the area is open, there is always a very heavy wind in the building complex. It feels awesome! I'm wondering how it would feel in winters. :D
A lot of people at work already know about the "vertical-motion-phobia" that elevators cause for me. It's just 2nd floor so I have absolutely no issues taking the stairs. But there's a service lift that takes us to the place where we can get chocolates and there are no stairs to that place. WEIRD!! And people laugh! :(
The commute is becoming fun by the day as I'm opening up a little and there's an hour each way to laugh as much as we can. Really! We're always a crazy bunch of women laughing all the way. Good fun.
The workload and pressure is already high and quite obviously, it will get worse in future. I'm just hoping that I'll be able to take all of it patiently.
The whole corporate/MNC feel is good so far, but going by what people always say, I don't know how long it will last. Enjoying it till it lasts. :)

Friday, June 01, 2007

Rendition Time

June 1st, 2007. Another ordinary Friday for almost everybody. Significant day of my life - my first day at my first job.
A few calls from a few close people last evening kinda brought that Big Day Tomorrow feel with them. I was jittery, excited, nervous, tense, anxious and there was a slight feeling of the fact that life's gonna change the next day onwards.
The day started with my alarm, a late-night sms from Mithu that MG Road's seen violence the previous day so I should be careful, and there was also a message from Vidur wishing me luck one more time. Made me feel good.
While literally 'dressing up', I got a call from a 'colleague' that she's leaving early so she'll be early to pick me. Rush rush rush... got Bhai to drop me to my 'pick-up point', Ma came along for the thrill and I was on my way by 8:00 a.m.
The road had heavy traffic. It took almost an hour to reach office. We checked in at 8:57 a.m. and I was immediately shown my seat and my system. Right corner seat - but of the 'bay area', not the metro (:P). I'd been to the office once before so it wasn't all new but the feel still was. The China, Uruguay, US EST, India, UK times on perfect analog clocks on the wall looked beautiful. One of the people who had interviewed me was so sweet today that I couldn't believe that she actually managed to intimidate me earlier.
General administration stuff and admn induction/training were followed by a sequence of briefs and inductions by different project managers. All of them were in their positions because of their experience but with 4 different people, 4 different types were very evident. There was the definite leader, there was a passionate & intelligent personality, there was a dedicated & dilligent one and there was a plain, bored but still smart woman. [By the way, this is a women-dominated organisation. :)] It's funny how I could notice all this. I mean, I wasn't sitting there with the intention to judge any of them. It was simply evident.
And similarly, other new joinees were all verrry different from each other and I could easily gauge who's the type to stay away from. Much thankfully, that one is on a different project than me to begin with. Although, she did get the project that I think I might have enjoyed more. But I'm cool with that. I generally tend to do better when I don't get the best or the most interesting things too easily. Coming back, all this somehow makes that dawning of the realisation of growing-up clearer and perhaps more quantitatively visible. I know my 'vibe-system' has been in place for a long time now but this is different. This is what probably age brings. And that way, this first day was very different from the first day at college. I wasn't too eager to even start chatting up any random person. I wanted to take my time 'coz here you gotta know what you say to whom. And also, I'm in no search for friends here. It'll be great if I make some, and it'll definitely make life easier here but I'll let that take its own time. But I'm sure I still must not have come across as quiet by any standards. :)
Funny thing. Now my passion (IF we can call it that already) for photography is hardly a few days old but guess what happened. One of those managers had to wait to begin her presentation 'coz two analysts were missing. So in the meanwhile she started talking to me and one other new analyst. General stuff - college, family,etc,etc. So I mentioned photography as my new interest. :P Turned out that the woman bought a Canon 400D last year-end. We discussed how she started, what I'm planning to buy, and I am very sure that I heard the words shit and fuck from her too. She's cool! I'm gonna be taking my camera to office as soon as I get it... my senior wants to see it bhai! She's also from my college. ha! Oh, the funny thing... that other analyst was zonked out just like I used to be till not so long ago because of the Greek about lenses, etc that was being discussed. Funnn. :P
So, till about 4:45 p.m. we were more or less in the training room. I got some reading material after that and my brain was not registering a single word of what I was reading. I think I'll soon be on tea too. It's hard work. Anyway. Took a break, washed my face and read for an hour. And that was when we 'logged off'. :)
Did I say that traffic was heavy in the morning? I meant evening. CRAZY!!
Came home and nicely pulled a muscle. So, lots of pain and crying-shrying too. But I'm better now assuming that a fucked-up neck/shoulder can't let you sit in front of the pc after such a long day.
This was a very long and extremely detailed post. Thanks for bearing if you're still here. This is one post that I contemplated writing about for a very long time. The part of me that's undergoing transition did not want it up here, but the opinion of the one that finally dominated doesn't sound too bad still.
It's a Friday night and that's why I'm still up till 1:00 a.m. Other nights I'm gonna be a good girl. :D
Good night, people!
'See you Monday' sounded so cool in my head. :P