Spontaneously Poetic

Please note that while the friend quoted here is superbly talented with this kinda stuff, I suck at it just as much. Even at playing along. Keeping that in mind, the efforts visible later in the following text must be appreciated.
P: namaskar

me: haanji

P: ji namaskar

me: namaste

P: haanji wohi namaskar

me: namaskar

P: bahut achche namaskar

me: :|

P: ji ji .. maine bhi wohi bola.. namaskar

me: phurrrr

P: ekdum sahi jawab... isi baat par aapko milta hai ek phurrraskar... ji namaskar

me: grrrrrrrrrrrr

P: grrrrrrrte padte logon ko bhi namaskar

me: main sirf lazy leti hui hoon

P: letne par bhi namaskar... ho aapka theek se satkar... ji namaskar

me: :(

P: aage ke daant char, kyon dukhi hain sarkar? ji namaskar

me: :)

P: lag rahe ho sunder apaar... kya muskan hai yaar.. ji namaskar

me: tum to bade talented ho

P: talent ki ho rahi hai bharmar... ji namaskar

me: talent ne paida kar di maaramaar...

P: maramar ka daalo achaar, wo nahin to thoda murabba bana lo mere yaar... ji namaskar

me: hehe...

P: he he se hi karo atithi ka aadar satkar, ji namaskar

me: yahan atithi nai aate

P: atithi nahin hai to dosto ke saath lo kuch pal guzaar, ji namaskar

me: :)

P: aage bhi to kuch bolo sarkar! ji namaskar

me: sarkar is in awe

P: awe-rat awe-r aadmi mein rahe sada pyaar! ji namaskar

me: hahaa

ye sahi hai!

kuch bhi...

P: hahaa-th ki mehnat ki roti, aur pyaz ke saath aam ka achaar! ji namaskar

me: pyaz nai achha...

P: to mooli ke paranthe kara lo tayaar... ji namaskar

me: lol

P: chup na raho... bolte rehne se chalega is kavita ka sansar! ji namaskar

me: sansar ka kya hai...

wo to aise hi chalta rehta hai

P: sansar mein kar raha galat sahi par nirantar waar! ji namaskar

me: waar nai, chahiye hai pyaar

P: zyada pyaar se kam honge waar, ji namaskar

me: to aap kis se karte hain pyaar?

P: main zingadi se aur zindagi dene wale se karta hoon pyaar, ji namaskar

me: wo to mere desktop pe bhi rehte hain sawaar...

P: rehne do rehne do... mat dena unko utaar, ji namaskar

me: haan, aur wo hara rang deta hai unki photo nikhaar... :D

P: rang banao rang lagao, aane wala hai holi ka tyohaar, ji namaskar

me: par bhang pi ke na machao hahakaar...

P: aisee achchi achchi baatein karne par milega aapko puraskar, ji namaskar

me: puraskar dena is hi ravivaar... meri chhutti hai

P: is ravivar ko to ghar par aaram farma rahe honge hum sarkar! ji namaskar

me: par hum to baithe they karte aapka intezaar...

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P: haanji haanji, ji namaskar

me: :D