Spontaneously Poetic

Please note that while the friend quoted here is superbly talented with this kinda stuff, I suck at it just as much. Even at playing along. Keeping that in mind, the efforts visible later in the following text must be appreciated.
P: namaskar

me: haanji

P: ji namaskar

me: namaste

P: haanji wohi namaskar

me: namaskar

P: bahut achche namaskar

me: :|

P: ji ji .. maine bhi wohi bola.. namaskar

me: phurrrr

P: ekdum sahi jawab... isi baat par aapko milta hai ek phurrraskar... ji namaskar

me: grrrrrrrrrrrr

P: grrrrrrrte padte logon ko bhi namaskar

me: main sirf lazy leti hui hoon

P: letne par bhi namaskar... ho aapka theek se satkar... ji namaskar

me: :(

P: aage ke daant char, kyon dukhi hain sarkar? ji namaskar

me: :)

P: lag rahe ho sunder apaar... kya muskan hai yaar.. ji namaskar

me: tum to bade talented ho

P: talent ki ho rahi hai bharmar... ji namaskar

me: talent ne paida kar di maaramaar...

P: maramar ka daalo achaar, wo nahin to thoda murabba bana lo mere yaar... ji namaskar

me: hehe...

P: he he se hi karo atithi ka aadar satkar, ji namaskar

me: yahan atithi nai aate

P: atithi nahin hai to dosto ke saath lo kuch pal guzaar, ji namaskar

me: :)

P: aage bhi to kuch bolo sarkar! ji namaskar

me: sarkar is in awe

P: awe-rat awe-r aadmi mein rahe sada pyaar! ji namaskar

me: hahaa

ye sahi hai!

kuch bhi...

P: hahaa-th ki mehnat ki roti, aur pyaz ke saath aam ka achaar! ji namaskar

me: pyaz nai achha...

P: to mooli ke paranthe kara lo tayaar... ji namaskar

me: lol

P: chup na raho... bolte rehne se chalega is kavita ka sansar! ji namaskar

me: sansar ka kya hai...

wo to aise hi chalta rehta hai

P: sansar mein kar raha galat sahi par nirantar waar! ji namaskar

me: waar nai, chahiye hai pyaar

P: zyada pyaar se kam honge waar, ji namaskar

me: to aap kis se karte hain pyaar?

P: main zingadi se aur zindagi dene wale se karta hoon pyaar, ji namaskar

me: wo to mere desktop pe bhi rehte hain sawaar...

P: rehne do rehne do... mat dena unko utaar, ji namaskar

me: haan, aur wo hara rang deta hai unki photo nikhaar... :D

P: rang banao rang lagao, aane wala hai holi ka tyohaar, ji namaskar

me: par bhang pi ke na machao hahakaar...

P: aisee achchi achchi baatein karne par milega aapko puraskar, ji namaskar

me: puraskar dena is hi ravivaar... meri chhutti hai

P: is ravivar ko to ghar par aaram farma rahe honge hum sarkar! ji namaskar

me: par hum to baithe they karte aapka intezaar...

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P: haanji haanji, ji namaskar

me: :D

Jackasses or Smartasses?

This one is dedicated to the morons I am surrounded by...

Idhar bhi gadhe hain,udhar bhi gadhe hain,

jidhar dekhata hun, gadhe hi gadhe hain,

gadhe hans rahe, aadami ro raha hain,

hindostan main yeh kya ho raha hain?

jawani ka aalam gadhon ke liye hain,

yeh rasiya, yeh baalam gadhon ke liye hain,

yeh dilli, yeh paalam gadhon ke liye hain,

yeh sansaar saalam gadhon ke liye hain,

tu pilaye ja saaki,pilaye ja dat ke,

tu whisky ke matake pe matake pe matke,

main duniya ko ab bhoolana chahata hun,

gadhon ki tarah ab jhoomana chahata hun,

ghodon ko milati nahin ghaas dekho,

gadhe kha rahe chyavanprash hain dekho,

yahaan aadami ki kahaan kab bani hain,

yeh duniya to gadhon ke liye hi bani hian,

jo galiyon main dole, wo kaccha gadha hian,

jo kothe pe bole wo saccha gadha hain,

jo keton main dikhe wo fasali gadha hain,

jo mauke par cheekhe wo asli gadha hain,

main kya kah gaya hun, yeh kya kah gaya hun,

nashe ki pinak main kahaan bah gaya hun,

mujhe maaf karana main bhataka hua tha,

wo tharra tha, bheetar jo atka hua tha!!

- Kavi Om Prakash Aditya