I do not think I want 80 work hour weeks, but a 20-something hours week plus 2 more similar days have made life quite a drone. And therefore...
1. Firstly, yes, it is called a train.
2. I don’t know why DMRC is trying to cut costs by not keeping the air conditioners at stations on this season. Aren’t they making enough thanks to the millions who use the trains everyday?
3. The woman who thinks she has an ass small enough to fit in a space where a woman half her size was sitting earlier is quite funny.
4. The embarrassment that the same woman goes through when her ass doesn’t fit is even more fun to witness. :P
5. The people pushing their way through to that half a seat are the evils that I would like to wish away.
6. The woman who boarded the train over an hour ago, had a nice sleep, and is now getting ‘ready’ for work is entertaining. Eye makeup, hair brush, et al – everything is there in the bag.
7. Woman who fails to understand the concept of personal space. If a train is crowded, she will not keep her bag under the seat. She will make sure she is carrying a big bag or multiple bags. And then irritate all others around her.
8. The category of women who carry bags which are bigger in width than in length do not seem to have discovered yet in life that their bag pokes the life out of the person standing behind them.
9. The ones who are too short to hold on to the handles above – them, I sympathise with. I didn’t say I like them crowding the space around the doors!
10. This one’s more of a unisex phenomenon – people not realizing that their earphones are behaving like Dolby Digital speakers, not earphones. Of course, nobody around them can figure the song that they are listening to – it’s just an endless cacophony of annoying beats.
11. Poor women who try to entertain their infant/kid in hazaar ways over 30 minutes.
12. Oh, the men who have the nerve to voice opinions like, “women have the 1st coach of the train reserved and thus should not enter the other coaches”!
13. The men who gape at you endlessly – because you are travelling in their coach. Or maybe just because they are m*&^%$fu^&*ng bastards!
4 comments:
And I thought that we men are the only ones to suffer in a metro ride!
Well, now you know! :)
Damn it! I knew we men were missing out on all the fun..!! Stupid separate coach rule! All we get to see are crotch scratching morons! :(
Hahaa... you're right. The women's coach is definitely more entertaining. What tops the charts are the mushy phone conversations. They're hilarious!
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